"What? I'm gay ?!"
… no, not me.
But here’s the story :
At the Ikano Power center car park, level P2. Mr. Orion driving around, looking for a place to park. Mrs. O and Little O at the back of the car.
Mrs O : “Dear, dear! Loooook!”
Mr. O : “What? what ?”
Mrs. O : “There, there, that man over there.”
Mr. O : “Uh-huh, he’s bald, wears glasses and he's macho, so ?”
Mrs. O : “But look at the kind of clothes he’s wearing.”
Mr. O : “It’s a body tight, black ¾ sleeve shirt, and … why? you fancy him?”
Mrs. O : “He’s gay isn’t he ?”
Mr. O : “Honey, it not possible to tell someone’s sexual orientation by what they wear or how they look. You can’t even tell by looking at their genitals.”
Mrs O : “But he’s got a ear ring on his left ear … “
Mr. O : “I didn’t notice.”
Just finished parking the car. Mr, Mrs and Little O all got out of the car.
Mr. O walks towards the man.
Mrs. O, sounding anxious : “Dear, where are you going ?”
Mr. O : “I am going to say hello to that bald man over there and confirm whether he’s gay.”
Mrs. O grabs Mr. O arm, trying to pull him back.
“What ???? And just how are you going to do that ????” Mrs O says, dying of curiosity and holding on tighter still, making sure Mr. O does not escape.
“I am going to walk over there and say :
“Hello Mr., can I have a few moments of your time ? Do you see that pretty lady over there ? That one there (point, point). That is my wife and she’d like to know whether you are gay and I'm here to find out.””
Mrs O : “Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Don’t go! Don’t go! I don’t want to end up being a widow!”
... the bald man, 10 meters away, turned around at looked at the O family, wondering what just happened.
Little O puzzled with the “what is Mommy and Daddy doing?” look.
Little O was spared from this ordeal. That’s because we speak Mandarin to Little O at home. The entire conversation above was in English.
The fact is Mr. and Mrs O do have some very good friends who happen to be gay. The ones whom we know happen to fit the above description.
But here’s the story :
At the Ikano Power center car park, level P2. Mr. Orion driving around, looking for a place to park. Mrs. O and Little O at the back of the car.
Mrs O : “Dear, dear! Loooook!”
Mr. O : “What? what ?”
Mrs. O : “There, there, that man over there.”
Mr. O : “Uh-huh, he’s bald, wears glasses and he's macho, so ?”
Mrs. O : “But look at the kind of clothes he’s wearing.”
Mr. O : “It’s a body tight, black ¾ sleeve shirt, and … why? you fancy him?”
Mrs. O : “He’s gay isn’t he ?”
Mr. O : “Honey, it not possible to tell someone’s sexual orientation by what they wear or how they look. You can’t even tell by looking at their genitals.”
Mrs O : “But he’s got a ear ring on his left ear … “
Mr. O : “I didn’t notice.”
Just finished parking the car. Mr, Mrs and Little O all got out of the car.
Mr. O walks towards the man.
Mrs. O, sounding anxious : “Dear, where are you going ?”
Mr. O : “I am going to say hello to that bald man over there and confirm whether he’s gay.”
Mrs. O grabs Mr. O arm, trying to pull him back.
“What ???? And just how are you going to do that ????” Mrs O says, dying of curiosity and holding on tighter still, making sure Mr. O does not escape.
“I am going to walk over there and say :
“Hello Mr., can I have a few moments of your time ? Do you see that pretty lady over there ? That one there (point, point). That is my wife and she’d like to know whether you are gay and I'm here to find out.””
Mrs O : “Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Don’t go! Don’t go! I don’t want to end up being a widow!”
... the bald man, 10 meters away, turned around at looked at the O family, wondering what just happened.
Little O puzzled with the “what is Mommy and Daddy doing?” look.
Little O was spared from this ordeal. That’s because we speak Mandarin to Little O at home. The entire conversation above was in English.
The fact is Mr. and Mrs O do have some very good friends who happen to be gay. The ones whom we know happen to fit the above description.
posted by Orion | 8:48 PM
5 Comments:
i think gays wear earrings on the right ear, not left ear
Mmmmmm.....I have a gay friend but that doesn't mean I am gay.I treat him just like any friend.btw he doesn't wear a ear ring.
yeah, i thought gays wear on their right.. then again its probably another misconception ^_________^
reminds me of my motivation camp..will blog bout it hahaha..memories!
Jean : That's why it is difficult to tell who;s gay these days!
Haha..funny story...
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